This is NOT me
I was just innocently google-searching myself and I saw this on page 1 and just wanted to be clear that this is some other guy who is BESMIRCHING MY NAME.
Happy Father’s Day from Peru
This was on a big poster advertising Father’s Day gifts outside of a small shop here in Lima. It translates to “You’re the best dad in the world.”
And yes, that is a photo of Edward Cullen. And yes, you can judge me for knowing that.
Watch where you step
Taken in a combi (ghetto privately-run microbuses for city transportation) the other day. What’s that red thing coming from under the man’s foot? Oh, that’s just the fraying positive wire of the vehicle’s battery. When he got off, the + and – posts were clearly exposed.
Peru wins the juice game
This is a fruit smoothie made from 100% fresh fruit (strawberries, bananas, other stuff) at the little bodega just down the block from the office where I work in Lima. It was 3 soles. You do the math. (Gatorade bottle for scale).
The New Look
Can anybody recommend a good mustache wax? Because this is seriously the new look I’m going for.
Chocolatissimo Tres Sabores!
This is a Peruvian children’s snack that’s essentially dunkaroos minus the cookies. In case you were wondering, the three flavors appear to be chocolate, milk chocolate, and really milky chocolate. Also the plastic scooper is unnervingly phallic.
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